Leaked photos from Arsenal team-talks have raised eyebrows, revealing that Mikel Arteta’s doodles are becoming sexually charged. The Spaniard’s drawings first came to light during Amazon’s ‘All or Nothing’ documentary.
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“The doodles are definitely getting raunchier,” Bukayo Saka told Soccer on Sunday. “Early on it was stuff like a heart and a brain holding hands, but nowadays the brain has a penis and the heart a vagina. The things the brain has been doing to the heart in recent drawings aren’t for the faint-hearted. They’re not things I’d enjoy exploring with my girlfriend, to be fair. “
“Not my cup of tea,” said the 21 year-old of the doodles. “But the gaffer’s paid to make those decisions on how pornographic a doodle should be. As I say, it’s my job to score goals for Arsenal Football Club and hopefully mentally block out some of the more disturbing doodles. That’s as much as I can do.”
“The doodle of a brain and a penis in a jacuzzi was particularly graphic,” he added. “The penis had its own penis, so it was sort of like a Christopher Nolan movie I guess? There was levels to it.”