Hola Gareth! Cómo estás?
Who did what now? I understood the word ‘Gareth’…
Habla usted español?
De dónde eres?
Come on, those are made up words. That isn’t a real language.
Va a ganar la liga?
Em…eh…I refuse to answer any more questions until…until Global Warming is taken seriously by our politicans. Ciao.