Hola Gareth! Cómo estás?

Jose, Madrid 

Who did what now? I understood the word ‘Gareth’…

Habla usted español?

Diego, Madrid

Em…yes?

De dónde eres?

Gabriel, Madrid

Come on, those are made up words. That isn’t a real language.

Va a ganar la liga?

Juan, Madrid

Em…eh…I refuse to answer any more questions until…until Global Warming is taken seriously by our politicans. Ciao.