Barcelona have completed the signing of some randomer from a different club for a sum of money. The club were given permission by the Spanish FA to sign a randomer outside of the transfer window due to an injury crisis.


“It’s great to have Whatshisname on board,” Lionel Messi told Soccer on Sunday. “He has qualities, presumably. My understanding is that he has played football before. That’s definitely a plus. Otherwise it would be more difficult.”

“We’re here to support Thingy,” added the Barcelona captain. “But he must fight for his position, whatever that is. Goalkeeper, striker — it doesn’t matter, so long as he gives 100%. “