Carragher and Lineker

Gary Lineker and Jamie Carragher’s war of words on Twitter has escalated into personal insults and threats of violence. The skirmish began after the pair swapped criticisms of BBC’s Match of the Day and Sky’s Monday Night Football.

Threats

If you have any information on the whereabouts of BBC presenter Gary Lineker, please call your local police station and ask for the carcass recovery unit.