Will you stay on at Valencia, now that Gary’s been sacked? Frank, Dublin  Working with Gary’s been great, but I’m my own man. I love our kid, but it’s Phil Time…

You enjoying management Gary? Frank, Dublin  All is lost. The world is a black, soulless pit of despair, and life is a thankless trudge towards the grave.   How does management compare with…

You had an amazing playing career Paul. Any highlight? Frank, Dublin  UTD have no identity. I watch them, and I have no idea what they’re trying to do. They’re bombing around like…

Hola Gareth! Cómo estás? Jose, Madrid  Who did what now? I understood the word ‘Gareth’…   Habla usted español? Diego, Madrid Em…yes?   De dónde eres? Gabriel, Madrid Come on, those are made…

With Ireland qualifying for the Euros and an England call-up looking unlikely, any regrets Jack? Frank, Dublin  England? I had ten Yeger Bombs in me when I declared for England.…

I’ve heard you’re older than the hills. Any truth? Jack, London  No, these are rumours spread by fools like Jose Mourinho. I am in my early thirties.   Do you remember where…

Settle the debate please. Who was better, you or Diego Maradona? Jack, London  Derek Marawho? Never heard of him.   Which current player reminds you most of yourself? Des, Ipswich Dejan Lovren. Sometimes…

What is the secret of Leicester’s success this season Claudio? Jack, London  Good question Jack. I have absolutely no idea.   Leicester were bottom of the league last year. How…

Congratulations on the appointment Pep. What drew you to City? Jack, London  Thanks Jack. I want to forge a lasting legacy at City, following in the footsteps of giants such as…

Abbey Clancy is stunning. Do you wake up every day and thank your lucky stars? Jack, London  Thanks Jack. I absolutely do. My wife is the most important person in…