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Critics have slammed Michael Owen’s long-awaited duet with pop superstar Rihanna. The lyrics to Bitches’n’Ho’s, the Newcastle legend’s rap debut, have also been branded misogynistic: As I said before, at the end…
Michael Owen will take on Brock ‘The Beast‘ Lesnar at WrestleMainia 33, according to the WWE. The Newcastle legend has been trading barbs with 6 foot 3, 20 stone Lesnar on…
Michael Owen has repeated his call for a global race war between Caucasians, African Americans and other ethnicities. The Newcastle legend has made the plea several times in recent years.…
Michael Owen has shot and killed the largest saltwater crocodile ever recorded. The Newcastle legend was enjoying a family picnic in Queensland when the 22 foot reptile lunged from the river…
Michael Owen’s acclaimed portrait of David Hasslehoff has sold for an astonishing £1 million. The oil painting, “this millennium’s Mona Lisa” according to Time Magazine, had been assigned a guide price of…
Michael Owen sent the scientific world into a tailspin today by disproving Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. The world’s most famous equation, E=MC2, had stood for 111 years before Owen proved that E…
UTD midfielder Marouane Fellaini is neither left nor right footed, according to EA Sports. The Belgian will be listed as Chest Footed in the forthcoming 2017 edition of the popular FIFA video…
Paul Scholes remains in critical condition today after overdosing on rage. The midfield legend took ill after watching Manchester UTD deliver another lacklustre performance in the Europa League on Thursday night. “It…
Daniel Sturridge has ruled himself out of Liverpool’s next penalty shootout with cramp. The England striker has already been criticised for shying away from Sunday’s cup final shootout. “My hamstrings are…
Cristiano Ronaldo has confessed to having no recollection of former teammate John O’Shea. “Fattish black guy, with googly eyes?” asked the Madrid striker. “No? Then I have no clue who you’re talking…