Mark Lawrenson earned widespread praise and a legion of female admirers last night when he released a video of himself having sex. The…

Midfielder Joe Allen has been killed after a congratulatory headlock from manager Jurgen Klopp snapped the Welshman’s neck. Allen had just scored…

Chelsea Chairman Bruce Buck has branded the FA “unprofessional”, after a deal to buy a win for the London club broke down…

Jose Mourinho has sensationally accused a species of Space Monkeys for his team’s recent collapse. The under fire Chelsea boss made the…

Wayne Rooney has been sharply criticised after a club medic confirmed that the striker is older now than when first signed by Manchester UTD.…

Police have removed Jose Mourinho from the bedroom of bitter rival Arsene Wenger. The Chelsea manager was spotted on CCTV shuffling…

Tim Sherwood has announced the signing of himself, making Tim Sherwood the latest addition to his Villa playing staff. “Tim’s…

Sepp Blatter has been labelled a ‘Dictator’ by Kim Jong Un. “Where’s the transparency?” asked the North Korean supreme leader. “This…

Sam Allardyce has slammed God in the latest extract from his forthcoming autobiography, ‘Big Sam’. Describing the seven days taken to…

Tim Sherwood has told his players that they shouldn’t unduly worry about the prospect of relegation this season. Aston Villa…