John Stones Confesses: I Just Want to Hoof it
John Stones has confessed that he has no desire to be a ball playing central defender. In an explosive interview with Soccer on Sunday, the Roberto Martinez protégé admitted that he…
Leicester City Call for European Super League
Leicester City have called on fellow elite clubs to leave their domestic leagues to instead form a new European super league. The East Midlands club have circulated a proposal to the group of football superpowers…
Southampton to Merge with Portsmouth
Southampton and Portsmouth have jointly announced that they will merge into a single club in time for the 2018/2019 season. Given the fierce nature of their South Hampshire rivalry, the news…
UTD Mark 100 Years Since First-half Goal
There were emotional scenes at Old Trafford as the 100 year anniversary of the last first-half goal was commemorated with a minute’s silence. Wilf Woodcock’s strike in the 44th minute against…
Tony Pulis Releases Aftershave Range
Tony Pulis has followed in the footsteps of David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo by releasing his own range of aftershaves. A bottle of Pulis For Men will set customers back an eye-watering £600.…
UTD to Reanimate Corpse of Busby
Manchester UTD are hoping to reanimate the corpse of Sir Matt Busby, according to chief executive Ed Woodward. The news comes during a week when another former manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has…
Liverpool Demand Bigger Goal Sizes
Liverpool football club are campaigning for an increase in the height and width of premier league goals. The club insist that the 8 x 24 feet dimensions, which have stood since 1891, are outdated.…
Harry Kane Confesses: I’m an Arsenal Fan
Harry Kane has shocked Spurs fans by revealing that he is a supporter of bitter London rivals Arsenal. The prolific frontman joined Tottenham at age 11, and in recent years has established himself as a…
Stoke Launch Messi Bid
Stoke City have launched an ambitious bid for five-time Ballon d’Or winner Lionel Messi. Barcelona confirm a faxed offer for an undisclosed sum was received from the Midlands club. The Potters have been in…