El-hadji Diouf is set to take the Sky Sports punditry reins from newly-unveiled Valencia manager Gary Neville. The former Liverpool striker has begun rehearsals for Monday Night Football, and is already generating controversy following reports of numerous spitting incidents involving Jamie Carragher and various production staff


Vin Diesel Joins Sherwood Coaching Staff

Vin DieselHollywood actor Vin Diesel has been appointed assistant coach to Tim Sherwood in a move that has surprised many. Sherwood, who is currently without a managerial position, is said to be assembling his coaching staff while considering various offers. Reports suggest that Chuck Norris has also been approached


Owen in Hot Water Again

OwenMichael Owen has found himself in hot water again. Comments attributed to the former Newcastle striker suggest that he has waded into the debate about gender equality in politics, referring to women as having “brains that are not sufficiently evolved for any task that doesn’t involve kitchenware”