Everton are reportedly close to appointing randomer Vitor Pereira as manager on a 3 year-deal. The Premier League club dispensed with the services of Rafael Benitez last week.
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“It’s exciting,” Chairman Bill Kenwright told Soccer on Sunday. “We interviewed some of the most talented randomers in European football, and Whatshisface stood head and shoulders above the rest. I can’t think of his name right now, but he gets the DNA of Everton. Victor Pony? It’ll come to me.”
“This is a turning point,” said the 76 year-old. “We have a talented squad, the best fans in the world, and a world class randomer at the helm. Richard Pepperoni, or whatever his stupid name is, is a credit to whichever country he’s from. I want to say France? Or Peru, maybe?”
“Vincent Petroleum?” he added.