Gareth Bale has re-joined Tottenham Hotspur on a 1 year loan with an option to buy next summer if personal terms can be agreed. The Welshman previously spent six years with Spurs before Real Madrid made him the world’s most expensive footballer in 2013.
“It’s great to be back,” Bale told Soccer on Sunday. “I have unfinished business on a lot of english golf courses. I’m looking forward to loading up the clubs, getting back out there and showing what I can do with a golf ball.”
“It’s well documented that I hate football,” said the Welsh captain. “People can say that makes me a mercenary or whatever, but I just let my putter do the talking.”
“To the Madrid fans,” added Bale. “Adios you shower of cunts — I hate every single one of you, man, woman and child. There, I’ve said it.”