Guardiola has asked his City bosses to cancel a proposed statue for the club’s all-time record goalscorer Sergio Aguero. The Argentine spurned a chance to clinch the title yesterday when his tame ‘Panenka’ penalty was saved.
“Title in the bag, and what does he do?” Guardiola told Soccer on Sunday. “A fucking Panenka. I’m sick of him. All he does is waddle around scoring goals — the cunt wouldn’t track back if his life depended upon it.”
“Thank God he’s leaving,” said the former Barcelona boss. “The only free seats on the coach after the game were beside Sergio or Raheem, so I sat on the floor. I hate them both.”
“I’m sticking a no Panenka clause into Haaland’s contract,” he added.