Pep Guardiola has promised to sell John Stones if a deal for Nathan Ake successfully concludes in the coming weeks. Bournemouth have accepted a £41 million bid for the highly-rated defender.
“I can’t wait to sell John Stones,” admitted Guardiola. “It will feel wonderful to fuck him in the bin. You understand, this is a metaphor? I will not literally throw John into a bin. There are laws against this kind of thing, no? But without laws? For sure, I would throw him into an actual bin. In a heartbeat.”
“Nathan has many strengths,” the City boss told Soccer on Sunday. “Pace, composure, strength, passing — all of the things John is shit at.”
“Of course, John has different strengths,” joked Guardiola.