Pep Guardiola has questioned his own coaching abilities after City suffered a 2 – 0 away loss to Spurs this evening. The defeat sees City fall to 10th place, with only 12 points after 8 games.

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“I’m just like Large Sam, no?” Guardiola told Soccer on Sunday. “Maybe sexier, but as a coach? Who am I to laugh at Large Sam when I am clearly shit. I told the boys after the game, prepare for relegation. Because your coach is a baldy spoofer.”

“I’ve been found out,” said the former Barcelona boss. “Fluked a few titles in Spain, Germany and England, but now you’re seeing the true me. Pep Guardioladyce.”

“Everything is shit,” he added.