Solskjaer and Klopp

Jürgen Klopp has offered coaching lessons to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in the aftermath of Liverpool’s 5 – 0 Old Trafford romp. The credentials of Solskjaer and his staff have been heavily questioned since Sunday.

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“I feel bad for him,” Klopp told Soccer on Sunday. “Putting Ole in charge of UTD is like handing a calculator to a chimpanzee. We don’t blame the chimp when it struggles with long division, and only manages to type ‘BOOBLESS’. Who gave the chimp the calculator? That Woodward cunt — that’s who.”

“Ole is a colleague,” said the German. “If he wants someone to show him the basics, how to lay out cones or whatever, I’m here. Baby steps though — trying to teach Ole pressing would be like handing an iPhone to a baboon.”

“You can’t blame the baboon if it struggles to install WhatsApp,” he added.