The full text of Klopp’s note to Barcelona president Josep Bartomeu. 


Klopp letterDear Morons,

Thanks for not saying which club Phil had to win the Champions League with.

Since the £5 million is easy come, easy go, we’ll probably just have fun with it. Maybe pay Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer to fight to the death, or have sex or something. Whatever.

Better luck next time you poaching Catalan shits,


Jürgen Klopp