Leaked screenshots from the laptop of Frank Lampard appear to show the under-fire Chelsea boss consulting ChatGPT for advice. The Londoner has lost every game since his return, with only a single deflected goal scored.
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“Needless to say, I’m Schindler’s List about the leak,” Lampard told Soccer on Sunday. “Possibly I’ve been naive with my laptop password — that’s the last time I trust an exiled Nigerian prince, to be fair. You try and do a good turn, and this is the reward. C’est la vie.”
“Damned if you do, damned if you don’t,” said the 44 year-old. “If I ignored Artificial Intelligence, you lot in the press would call me a dinosaur. But then when I throw a few feelers out to ChatVIP, everybody laughs. Well nobody will be laughing if we manage to score a goal some game soon, will they?”
“Can someone ask ChatPCP whether 4 – 4 – 2 is better than 4 – 3 – 3?” he added. “I’d do it myself, but His Highness Prince Chukwuemeka won’t let me back into my laptop unless I wire him 100 large.”