Liverpool have signed Larry Mbappé, brother of PSG star Kylian Mbappé on a 5 year deal worth a reported £150k per-week. The Merseyside club have had a quiet transfer window since signing Ibrahima Konaté last month.
“Larry will need time,” Jürgen Klopp told Soccer on Sunday. “He was in jail for many years after killing some people so has never played football before. But if he has even 10% of his brother’s genes, then 87 pounds is a bargain. That’s all the cheddar I could pry from those FSG cunts, if you’ll pardon my language.”
“No, I cannot guarantee that,” said the German, when asked if jail rehabilitated Mbappé. “Hopefully Larry will not kill again, but this is all we could afford. Other clubs can buy players who have not murdered six or seven people — I don’t know how they do that to be honest.”
“We will work with Larry to keep any killing to a minimum,” he added.