Liverpool will be docked 14 points for repeated breaches of Covid-19 protocols, Premier League officials confirmed this afternoon. Numerous photos have emerged of Croatian defender Dejan Lovren interacting with staff and fans without a mask or adequate social distancing.
“No, the punishment is not cool,” Jürgen Klopp told Soccer on Sunday. “I knew Dejan would find a way to fuck everything up, if I’m honest. Obviously Hendo and the boys are searching for him now with some metal pipes, and I believe Divock Origi is carrying some manner of meat cleaver. I hope they find him, and that is the situation.”
“Now we must find solutions,” said the German. “Pep will be licking his lips over this, the tight-panted baldy spoofer. I’ll take a toaster into the bath if City pip us again.”
“Ten large for any information that leads to the capture of Dejan Lovren,” added Klopp.