Mourinho Helps Out ‘Age UK’ Charity, Throws Staff Under Bus

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José Mourinho has been praised for spending time creating care packages for self-isolating pensioners, while fiercely criticising the attitude of volunteers working alongside him. The Portuguese manager has referred to members of charity organisation Age UK as “spoofers”.

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Mourinho“No intensity,” Mourinho told Soccer on Sunday. “I assemble ten, maybe eleven care packages an hour. Betty over there assembles only nine. Fifteen years she has been a charity lady, but produces 10% less than me on my first day. I call her Pogba.”

“Doris?” said the Spurs boss. “Biggest spoofer of all. 60 years-old, but assembles care packages like a 70 year-old. And toilet break after toilet break after toilet break. The lady must have the bladder of a hamster. Either that or she is smoking crack in the lavatory.”

“Is disappointing,” added Mourinho.