Neville Suspended for Urinating on Homeless Person

Neville Urinating

Sky Sports have moved quickly to suspend Gary Neville after a photo emerged of the Monday Night Football pundit urinating on a homeless person. It’s the second suspension the broadcasting giant have issued in less than a week, following Jamie Carragher’s spitting incident last Saturday.

Apology

Neville interview“It was a moment of madness,” Neville told Soccer on Sunday. “I’ve come out of a pub after a few Appletinis and thought, ‘this hobo is getting what’s in my bladder.’ I don’t know why I’ve thought that. Next thing my penis is out there and it’s drowning the poor lad. It was like an out-of-penis experience. I know I did it, but it felt like someone else was holding my penis.”

“I can assure everybody that it won’t happen again,” added the former UTD full-back. “There’s a community program in Salford that helps people overcome the urge to urinate on homeless people. I haven’t signed up yet, but I definitely might. All I know is that I’ve pissed on my last bum.”

Disgrace

CarragherJamie Carragher has slammed his Monday Night Football colleague.

“It’s the lowest of the low,” he told Soccer on Sunday. “As I said, you can spit on the odd 14 year-old girl and what not, but urinating on a homeless man? It crosses a line for me. I wouldn’t do it, and I don’t think there’s many who’d disagree. Of course, we’ve all felt that urge to unleash a fountain on a sleeping hobo, but you keep it in your pants. I don’t see a way back for Gary, if I’m honest.”