Paddy Power Pay Out on Liverpool for League After City Rout

Leicester win

Paddy Power are reportedly paying out bets on Liverpool to win the Premier League barely three weeks into the new season. The bookmaker took the decision after City’s 5 – 2 collapse to Leicester City.

Sense

Klopp“It makes sense,” Jürgen Klopp told Soccer on Sunday. “The league’s in the bag as you English say, so why not let punters have their spondoolicks? I respect Pep, but it turns out he’s just Big Sam in skinny jeans and City are no more than a fancy Stoke. Game over.”

“Boredom is our only rival now,” said the German. “Half the lads don’t turn up for training anymore. I haven’t seen Bobby at Melwood since March. But it’s my job to make sure the handful that do turn up jog around a bit and keep boozing to a minimum.”

“Anything new on Netflix?” added Klopp. “I’m bored out of my tits.”