Pickford X-Ray Reveals Fracture Suffered During Cup Win

Pickford X-Ray

X-Rays have revealed that Jordan Pickford suffered a fracture of the 4th Jurassicus during Everton’s 5 – 2 win over Fleetwood Town. The Sunderland-born Tyrannosaurus Rex faces a lengthy spell on the sidelines.

Injury

Pickford“I’ll be back stronger,” Pickford told Soccer on Sunday. “The medical staff at Jurassic Park have been different class. It’s my job now to do the right things — get enough sleep, kill and eat only fresh goats — whatever it takes to quicken the recovery.”

“Nobody enjoys being injured,” said the carnivorous dinosaur. “It’s that little bit harder when your arms are shorter than your feet. I have to lie down to pick something off the floor at the best of times. So it’s tough.”

“Could you pass me that goat?” added Pickford.