Luis Rubiales

Spanish FA President Luis Rubiales has said that he will apologise to Jennifer Hermoso when the team arrives back in Madrid. Rubiales has been heavily criticised for kissing the record goalscorer on her lips during their World Cup celebrations.

Orgy

Luis Rubiales

“For sure, I will apologise to Jenny,” Rubiales told Soccer on Sunday. “Probably during the surprise homecoming orgy that I’ve arranged in Madrid. When I say orgy, there’s also cocktail sausages and a DJ, but of course, you lot in the press will probably focus on the sex. Obsessed, you lot.”

“Of course not,” said the 46 year-old, when asked if he’d arrange a homecoming orgy for the Spanish men’s team. “Totally different situation. Men are hairy and grotesque. Women are sexy. These are the facts.”

“Honestly, you can’t even arrange a surprise orgy these days,” he added. “It’s PC gone mad.”