Solskjaer and Fred

Manchester UTD have confirmed that they would welcome a FIFA ban for Brazilian international Fred. Several Premier League clubs face not having their Brazilians available this weekend after refusing to release them for international duty.

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“I couldn’t give two shits,” Ole Gunnar Solskjaer told Soccer on Sunday. “It’s only Fred, and a ban might give everyone else a break. There’s only so much Fred a man can take, to be fair. Fred knows that better than anyone. He has to live with Fred 24/7, because he is Fred.”

“Fire away, is my message to FIFA,” said the Norwegian. “However long you’re thinking, why not double it you chickenshit cunts? I doubt you have the bottle.”

“Bawk, bawk, bawk!” added Solskjaer, strutting about, jutting his neck in and out while flapping his arms in an apparent impersonation of a chicken.