Van Gaal

Van Gaal Labels UTD Fans World’s Worst

Louis Van Gaal has ratcheted up tensions at Manchester UTD by insulting the club’s fans. “I have managed in Holland, Spain and Germany,” said Van Gaal. “And I can say with certainty, the fans of UTD are the worst in the world.” In comments that are sure to create further distance between himself and the club’s following, the Dutchman also suggested that the average UTD fan would be outwitted by a chimpanzee


Costa Releases Christmas Single

CostaDiego Costa is hoping that his recently released cover of Mariah Carey’s ‘All I want for Christmas’ will be a holiday season number one. Asked about his rumoured duet with One Direction, Costa said he would walk away from football “in a heartbeat” to make it happen


Owen in High-speed Crash

OwenMichael Owen’s quest to break the world land-speed record ended in disaster yesterday, when his rocket-propelled vehicle ‘Toon 10’ burst into flames and collided at over 700 mph with a dairy cow. The former Newcastle striker walked away from the wreckage with only minor bruising. The cow lost an udder, but is expected to make a full recovery