Wayne Hennessey Apologises for Training in Hitler Outfit

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Wayne Hennessey has apologised after being photographed wearing a Hitler outfit during Crystal Palace’s training session in London this morning. The gaff comes only days after the under-fire goalkeeper denied making a Nazi salute during a team dinner.

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Roy Hodgson“Wayne’s a good lad,” Roy Hodgson told Soccer on Sunday. “A bit of a Nazi, but each to their own. If I was to go chucking out all the Nazis I’d be left with half a squad. And Wayne needs that Nazi edge to his game. Take the Nazi out of Wayne and what’s left?”

“Should I ban Hitler costumes at training?” added the former England manager. “Wilfried Zaha likes to train stark, bollock naked. Should I tell Wilfy to put his bits’n’bobs away? Where does it end? Is it worse to be a clothes Nazi than an actual Nazi like Wayne? That’s not for me to say.”

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Wayne HennessyHennessy insists that he didn’t mean to cause any offence.

“I can only apologise,” the Welshman told Soccer on Sunday. “I forgot to put a wash on yesterday and my Hitler outfit was the only clean thing in the wardrobe. I know the Nazi thing isn’t everybody’s cup of tea, so I’ll do my Nazi-ing behind closed doors from now on.”

“Heil Hitler,” added Hennessy. “Only joking. Maybe don’t print that.”