Below is a transcript of the heated argument between Paul Pogba and José Mourinho during UTD’s 2 – 0 loss to Spurs on Wednesday, as recorded by Sky Sports’ touchline mic.
JM: Paul! Paul!
JM: What are you doing?
PG: What do you mean?
JM: You’re charging about like an ostrich on crystal meth. How about giving Matić a hand with some defending, you lazy cunt?
PG: I hate defending. It’s boring.
JM: Do as you’re told you lanky shitebag, or so help me, I’ll bring on Big Fel. He might be a shit you, but at least he does what he’s told.
PG: Do what you want you square-headed little bus-parking midget. If you need me, I’ll be out there strolling about, trying to do deadly off-the-cuff shit.
JM: Get back here you little pox bottle.
PG: No, fuck off. Leave me alone.
JM: Fellaini, get warmed up.
MF: But boss I told you, I’m injured.
JM: Don’t talk back, you lummox. I get enough of that from Paul. Just get out there and Hulk Smash those Spurs fuckheads.
(7 minutes later)
MF: I told you I was injured.
JM: My bad.