Ask Michael Owen

Of all the clubs you played for Michael, which is your favourite?  Jimmy, Cardiff Newcastle. Hands down. Obviously I’ve played for…

Mourinho blames Space Monkeys

Jose Mourinho has sensationally accused a species of Space Monkeys for his team’s recent collapse. The under fire Chelsea boss made the…

Tim Sherwood signs self

Tim Sherwood has announced the signing of himself, making Tim Sherwood the latest addition to his Villa playing staff. “Tim’s…

Ask Joe Kinnear

How do you feel the modern game compares to your own day Joe?  Sid, Shefield C*nts today got no respect.…

Klopp performs miracle

Jurgen Klopp has performed his first confirmed miracle at Liverpool football club. “We couldn’t start training, because the ball was flat,”…

Ask Tim Sherwood

Answering readers’ questions this week, is soon-to-be former Aston Villa manager Tim Sherwood.   How come you never smile Tim?  Frank, Birmingham…