Graham Potter Finally Snaps, Becomes Hulk, Kills 7 Journalists
Graham Potter has finally proven the existence of a temper beneath his ultra calm demeanour.
Arteta Calls for Panic After Damaging Man City Loss
Mikel Arteta has called on his players and fans of Arsenal football club to panic following last night's defeat to Man City.
US Confirm Object Shot Down Over Canadian Border Was Kane Penalty
The US have confirmed that F16 fighters last night shot down the penalty taken by Harry Kane against France in December.
Haaland a “Poor Man’s Shane Long”, Insists Carragher
Jamie Carragher has doubled down on his controversial criticism of Premier League superstar Erling Haaland.
Heavily-armed Solskjaer Arrives at Etihad to Collect 2021 Premier League Trophy
A heavily-armed Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has arrived at The Etihad demanding the 2020/2021 Premier League trophy.
Guardiola Nearly Finished Shredding Documents at The Etihad
Pep Guardiola is reportedly almost finished shredding thousands of incriminating documents at The Etihad.
Klopp Spotted Fundraising Outside Aldi to Buy Bellingham
Jürgen Klopp has been spotted with a charity bucket outside Aldi, appealing to shoppers for loose change.
Steven Gerrard Appointed Everton Manager on 3 Year Deal
Steven Gerrard has been appointed manager of Everton Football Club on a 3 year deal following the sacking of Frank Lampard.
Arteta Team-talk Doodles Becoming More Erotic, Sources Confirm
Leaked photos from Arsenal team-talks have raised eyebrows, revealing that Mikel Arteta's doodles are becoming sexually charged.
Lineker Apologises For Erection During Sex Noise Prank
Gary Lineker has apologised after eagle-eyed viewers spotted an enormous bulge in his trousers on Tuesday night.