Scott Parker on Liverpool Trashing: “A Draw Would have Been a Fair Result”
Scott Parker has insisted his side were unlucky to lose by a record-equalling 9 goal margin at Anfield on Saturday.
Eddie Howe Appointed Caretaker Manager of Bournemouth
Eddie Howe has been appointed caretaker manager of Bournemouth as the search for a permanent replacement for himself gathers pace. The 42 year-old resigned on Saturday following the club’s relegation…
Guardiola on Ake Deal: “Finally I Can Throw John Stones in the Bin”
Pep Guardiola has promised to sell John Stones if a deal for Nathan Ake successfully concludes in the coming weeks. Bournemouth have accepted a £41 million bid for the highly-rated…
Microphone Captures Solskjaer ‘Tapping Up’ Bournemouth Defender
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been caught ‘tapping up’ defender Nathan Ake following UTD’s 5 – 2 demolition of Bournemouth on Sunday. A microphone picked up an exchange between the pair…
Roy Keane’s Premier League Refresher
Liverpool A good team — not a great team. Expect the league to be clinched early doors Man City With Guardiola finally exposed as a foreign spoofer, expect City to…
Scientists Find Link Between Covid-19 and Relegation
Scientists have confirmed an apparent link between the threat of contracting Covid-19 and the looming possibility of relegation from a club’s league. The study vindicates affected clubs, many of whom…
Klopp Bundles Nathaniel Clyne into Van at Gunpoint
Jürgen Klopp has been spotted bundling Nathaniel Clyne into a van at gunpoint outside Bournemouth’s training ground in Dorset. Klopp originally allowed the England international to join Bournemouth on loan,…
Manchester UTD Offer Bournemouth £46 Million for Solanke
Manchester UTD have reportedly offered Bournemouth £46 Million for Dominic Solanke as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer looks to bolster his attacking options. Solanke only signed for Bournemouth last week in a deal…
Bournemouth Next in Line to be Spanked 3 – 0 by City
Eddie Howe’s Bournemouth are next in line to be spanked 3 – 0 by Manchester City this coming Saturday. The Cherries will be swatted aside when they visit The Etihad,…
Mings Accuses Ibrahimovic of Headbutting his Foot
Tyrone Mings has accused Zlatan Ibrahimovic of deliberately headbutting his foot during their ill-tempered stalemate at Old Trafford. Mings appeared to stamp on the Swede’s head, but the Bournemouth defender insists the…