Big Sam Appointed Burnley Manager on 3 Year Deal
Sam Allardyce has ben appointed manager of Burnley on a 3 year deal worth a reported £4 million per-annum.
Lionel Messi Arrives in Burnley for Transfer Talks
Lionel Messi has arrived at Turf Moor to discuss a possible transfer to Burnley following his failure to secure a new contract with Barcelona.
Racist Fans Backtrack with ‘Black Lives Matter’ Banner
A group of Burnley fans have flown a banner over Turf Moor bearing the text ‘Black Lives Matter, We Meant’ in an apparent U-Turn of a previous message. A spokesman…
Roy Keane’s Premier League Refresher
Liverpool A good team — not a great team. Expect the league to be clinched early doors Man City With Guardiola finally exposed as a foreign spoofer, expect City to…
Italian Giants Battle over Hendrick Signature, for Some Reason
Roma have joined A.C. Milan in the race to sign 28 year-old Burnley and Republic of Ireland midfielder Jeff Hendrick, for some reason. With his contract expiring this summer, the…
Dyche Refuses to Apologise for Horror Tackle on Klopp
Sean Dyche has refused to apologise following his horror tackle on Jürgen Klopp in Liverpool City Centre this afternoon. The Burnley manager was driving on Lord Street when he spotted…
Joey Barton Caught Betting on Outcome of Own Appeal
Joey Barton has admitted to betting on the outcome of his own appeal against an 18 month gambling-related ban. An FA investigation found that the Burnley midfielder placed a £4 bet yesterday…
Roy Keane Previews The Premier League Season
Roy Keane writes exclusively for Soccer on Sunday. Arsenal Put your house on The Gunners being out in front at Christmas, before shitting their pants and collapsing in February. Shower of bottlers. Bournemouth Eddie Howe’s…