Chelsea to be renamed the ‘London Cowboys’, Announces Boehly
Chelsea FC will be renamed the 'London Cowboys' from the 2023/2024 season, ending 118 years of the original name.
Unknown Coach Fred Lombard Applies for Vacant Chelsea Job
Fred Lombard is among a raft of coaches believed to have applied for the vacant Chelsea manager position. Thomas Tuchel was sacked on Wednesday following a sluggish start to the…
Aubameyang Fined 2 Weeks Wages for Being 45 Minutes Late to Unveiling
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has been fined 2 weeks wages after appearing 45 minutes late for his Chelsea unveiling.
Frenkie de Jong Signs for Chelsea on 5 Year Deal
Frenkie de Jong has signed for Chelsea in a 5 year deal worth a reported £80 million with add-ons.
Sterling: “My Dream is to Play for UTD One Day, after Chelsea”
Raheem Sterling has spoken of his desire to one day play for Manchester UTD.
Tuchel Slams State of Stamford Bridge Pitch
Thomas Tuchel has slammed the state of the Stamford Bridge pitch following his side's 4 - 2 loss to Arsenal
Chelsea to Play Home Games on Unused Pitch Behind Dildo Factory
Chelsea will play their remaining home fixtures on a disused pitch behind a dildo factory, it has been confirmed.
“We’ll Probably be Fucked Out of the League,” Admits Cech
Petr Cech has admitted that Chelsea soon may no longer be in a position to compete in the Premier League.
Mike Ashley to Acquire Chelsea for Nominal Fee of 1 Pound
Mike Ashley appears poised to purchase Chelsea Football Club for a nominal fee of 1 British pound.
Unknown Businessman John Smith to Run Chelsea Under Sanctions
Unknown businessman John Smith is to take charge of Chelsea as sanctions against the club's owner come into effect.