“For 30 years before Pochettino, what would we say about Spurs? Spineless. Gutless. Filthy, stinking, yellow-bellied, lily-livered ladyboys with vaginas where their tiny peckers should be. You’d go to White…

Luka Modric has been slammed for his lacklustre twerk during last night’s Ballon d’Or ceremony in Paris. The Croatian star ended a decade of dominance by Lionel Messi and Cristiano…