Brian Townsend (29) has admitted shooting Jordan Pickford with a shrinking ray during yesterday's clash between Everton and City.
Steven Gerrard has been appointed manager of Everton Football Club on a 3 year deal following the sacking of Frank Lampard.
Everton's top flight survival looks to be on hold after a 2 point penalty was announced by the Premier League.
Donny van de Beek has reacted to Erik ten Hag's appointment as UTD manager by embarking upon a 48 hour whiskey and cocaine-fuelled bender.
Carlo Ancelotti has defended his decision to leave relegation-threatened Everton for Real Madrid in June.
Frank Lampard's 5 best excuses so far during his difficult 3 months in charge of relegation-threatened Everton.
Frank Lampard has arranged testicle implants for a number of players following Everton's 4 - 0 loss to Crystal Palace.
Frank Lampard has vowed to help Everton achieve promotion to the Premier League after they're relegated this May.
Frank Lampard's 3 year-old daughter has slammed the officiating during Everton's 1 - 0 loss to Manchester City.