Martinez Runs Out of Positivity, Hopes Earth is Destroyed
Roberto Martinez has admitted to finally running out of positivity. The Everton manager is famed for being upbeat in the face of defeat, but insists that those days are now at an…
Baines Clarifies Comments, Calls Everton Donkey Piss
Leighton Baines has moved to clarify comments made in the aftermath of Everton’s loss to UTD last weekend. The left-back accused his team of lacking “chemistry” — comments for which he…
John Stones Confesses: I Just Want to Hoof it
John Stones has confessed that he has no desire to be a ball playing central defender. In an explosive interview with Soccer on Sunday, the Roberto Martinez protégé admitted that he…
Moyes Asks for Old Job Back
Everton chairman Bill Kenwright has confirmed that former manager David Moyes has asked to be reinstalled as manager of Everton football club. “It was out of the blue,” Kenwright told…