Fulham Fine Lookman A Year’s Wages for Missed Panenka
Fulham have fined 23 year-old winger Ademola Lookman a year’s wages for his last-minute ‘Panenka’ penalty miss against West Ham. The Cottagers went on to lose the game 1 –…
Big Sam Spotted Loitering in Bush Outside Craven Cottage
Sam Allardyce has been spotted loitering in a bush outside Craven Cottage following the sacking of Claudio Ranieri. The Italian lasted only 4 months in his role, and leaves Fulham…
Ranieri Promises to Overturn Man City’s Lead
Claudio Ranieri has promised Fulham fans that he will deliver the Premier League to Craven Cottage at the first time of asking following his appointment this afternoon. The former Leicester…
Ask Roy Hodgson
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