Liverpool Increase Lavia Bid by 50p and Unopened Jar of Nutella
Liverpool have added 50p and an unopened jar of Nutella to their bid for highly-regarded Belgian midfielder Roméo Lavia.
“Saudi Deal Not About the Money,” Insists Henderson While Lamborghini Shopping in Mink Coat
Jordan Henderson has insisted that a proposed transfer to Steven Gerrard's Al-Ettifaq is not about financial enrichment.
Liverpool Confirm Alexis Mac Allister is Club’s Entire Summer Rebuild
Liverpool have confirmed that no new signings are expected this summer following the arrival of Alexis Mac Allister.
Full Text of Klopp/Tierney Clash: “Mo was Fouled, you Little Potato Headed C*nt”
The full text of Jürgen Klopp's latest clash with referee Paul Tierney, as transcribed by Sky Sports.
Liverpool to Buy Cheaper, Older Half-Brother Larry Bellingham
Liverpool look poised to make Jude Bellingham's half-brother the first signing of Jürgen Klopp's summer rebuild.
Officials Promise Further Violence: “There’s Plenty More Where That Came From”
Premier League officials have promised further violence following last night's stormy clash at Anfield.
Ten Hag on Anfield Trashing: “The Best Team Lost”
Erik ten Hag has insisted that UTD's record trashing at the hands of bitter rivals Liverpool was against the run of play.
Klopp Spotted Fundraising Outside Aldi to Buy Bellingham
Jürgen Klopp has been spotted with a charity bucket outside Aldi, appealing to shoppers for loose change.
Steven Gerrard Appointed Everton Manager on 3 Year Deal
Steven Gerrard has been appointed manager of Everton Football Club on a 3 year deal following the sacking of Frank Lampard.
Entire Liverpool Midfield Dies of Natural Causes
Liverpool FC was plunged into mourning today, as news emerged that its entire midfield has died of natural causes.