The twelve founders of the seemingly doomed European 'Super League' have insisted that the project was merely a joke.
Manchester UTD and Liverpool have reportedly split from the proposed Super League before the competition begins in earnest.
Gareth Southgate has insisted that he feels vindicated by Trent Alexander-Arnold's poor performance against Real Madrid on Tuesday.
Trent Alexander-Arnold has announced his retirement from international football at the age of 22 and a career spanning 12 caps.
Roy Keane has launched a fierce broadside towards Trent Alexander-Arnold and his recent Sunday Times fashion shoot.
Liverpool co-owner LeBron James has submitted proposals for the club to be rebranded as the 'Merseyside Lakers' from 2022.
Nat Phillips has reportedly demanded to be made club captain following his excellent Champions League performance against RB Leipzig.