Guardiola has asked his City bosses to cancel a proposed statue for the club's all-time record goalscorer Sergio Aguero.
Manchester City have been pre-awarded next season's Carabao Cup to reduce fixture congestion.
The twelve founders of the seemingly doomed European 'Super League' have insisted that the project was merely a joke.
Pep Guardiola has been summoned by Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour to a crisis beheading in Abu Dhabi.
Pep Guardiola has slammed the City hierarchy for allowing cows to graze upon the Etihad pitch between matches.