Maguire Downgraded from Footballer to ‘Random Man’ on Wikipedia
Harry Maguire has been downgraded from professional footballer to 'a random man' on Wikipedia, with his career biography also erased.
Ten Hag on Anfield Trashing: “The Best Team Lost”
Erik ten Hag has insisted that UTD's record trashing at the hands of bitter rivals Liverpool was against the run of play.
Ofcom Receive 3,000 Complaints Over ten Hag ‘Erotic’ Dance
Broadcasting regulator 'Ofcom' confirmed that they received more than 3,000 complaints following Sunday's Carabao Cup final.
Sheikh Al Thani: “I’ll Ban Alcohol from Old Trafford”
Sheikh Jassim bin Hamad al-Thani has vowed to ban alcohol from Old Trafford if his bid for a 100% stake in the club succeeds.
Heavily-armed Solskjaer Arrives at Etihad to Collect 2021 Premier League Trophy
A heavily-armed Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has arrived at The Etihad demanding the 2020/2021 Premier League trophy.
Ronaldo Exposes Penis to Piers Morgan During Interview
Cristiano Ronaldo has shocked viewers by exposing his erect penis during an interview with Piers Morgan.
Scott McTominay Slams Fred During Piers Morgan Interview
Scott McTominay has launched a scathing attack on Manchester UTD teammate Fred.
Scholes Calls for Antony Life Ban Over Showboating
Paul Scholes has called for draconian measures to be taken against Manchester UTD winger Antony.
Ronaldo Explains Early Exit: “I Was Bursting for a Shite”
Cristiano Ronaldo has explained his early exit down the Old Trafford tunnel before full-time of UTD's 2 - 0 win over Spurs.
Ronaldo Spotted Working in UTD Training Ground as Canteen Lady
Cristiano Ronaldo has been spotted working as a so-called canteen lady in the latest evidence of his reduced role at Manchester UTD.