Neymar: “It’s Always Been My Dream to Play for Newcastle”
Neymar Jr has insisted that playing for Newcastle UTD would fulfil a lifelong dream that began 3,000 miles away in Sao Paulo, Brazil. The club gained approval this week to…
Guardiola on How to Stop Messi, Neymar and Mbappé: “Break their Legs”
Pep Guardiola has lifted the lid on his strategy for stopping the vaunted threat of Messi, Neymar and Mbappé.
PSG Launch £48 Billion Bid for Every Remaining Player in the World
PSG have launched an audacious £48 Billion bid for all 3,486 players plying their trades in top leagues across the world.
Liverpool Consider Bid for Euro Flop Mbappé as Cover for Origi
Liverpool are considering a bid for Kylian Mbappé to provide cover for rarely-used squad player Divock Origi.
Neymar Declared Fit for Sister’s Birthday
Neymar has been ruled out of Wednesday's tie against Barcelona and declared fit for his sister's 25th birthday, PSG confirmed today.
Mbappé: “It’s My Dream to Play for West Ham”
Kylian Mbappé has set West Ham fans’ hearts aflutter by insisting that his lifelong dream is to play for the London club. The Frenchman’s East End-born grandfather was a season…
Pochettino Bans Neymar from Having Sex With Sister
Mauricio Pochettino has banned Neymar from having sex with his sister, instructing the Brazilian to concentrate on his football instead. The PSG boss has wasted no time setting ground rules…
Neymar Comforted by Sister After UTD Loss, in Jacuzzi
Neymar Jr has credited his sister Rafaella for helping relieve him of pent-up frustration following PSG’s dramatic Champions League defeat to Manchester UTD on Wednesday. The siblings posted a picture…
Mbappé Out of UTD Clash After Suffering Freak Accident
Kylian Mbappé has been ruled out of tonight’s crucial Champions League last 16 clash at Old Trafford, tipping the balance in Manchester UTD’s favour. PSG Stars Neymar Jr and Edison Cavani…
Rodgers: 7 -1 Loss a “Smash and Grab”
Brendan Rodgers has called PSG’s 7 – 1 Champions League demolition of Celtic in Paris a ‘Smash and Grab’. The Northern Irishman insists that the scoreline is not reflective of what…