Rodri Brands Scotland a “Bunch of Kilt-wearing, Haggis-fondling Hoofers”
Spanish international Rodri has lambasted Scotland after losing 2 - 0 to them at Hampden Park on Tuesday.
Scotland Announce Boycott of Qatar World Cup
Scotland have announced that they will boycott the forthcoming 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar.
Fire Brigade Still Working to Free Scotland Keeper from Net
Members of Glasgow Fire Brigade are working around the clock to free Scottish goalkeeper David Marshall from a net at Hampden Park.
Scotland Qualification to be Overturned due to McTominay Ineligibility
Scotland have been dealt a hammer blow with the news that their historic Euros qualification is set to be overturned. UEFA investigators have found evidence that Scott McTominay’s father was…
Sturgeon Yellow Card for Scottish Football Overturned by VAR
Nicola Sturgeon’s yellow card for Scottish football has been overturned following review by a Video Assistant Referee in Glasgow. The First Minister brandished the card after multiple breaches of lockdown…
Souness Threatens to Kill Pogba in Angry Skype Call
Graeme Souness has apologised to Paul Pogba for threatening to kill him in an angry Skype call this evening. The French World Cup winner had earlier reignited their war of…
Robertson: “I’m Relieved to Miss Next Two Scotland Defeats”
Andy Robertson has admitted that he is “relieved” to be missing Scotland’s forthcoming Euro qualifier losses to Cyprus and Kazakhstan. The Scottish captain has been ruled out of the defeats…
Robertson Slams Scottish Teammates: “Haggis-obsessed Donkeys”
Andy Robertson has slammed his teammates following Scotland’s Euro qualification hammering at the hands of Belgium in Hampden Park. Scotland have lost their last three qualifiers, shipping nine goals and…
Strachan on Racism Row: “They’ve Crucified me Worse than Christ”
Gordon Strachan has likened recent public criticism he’s received to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, in comments that are sure to offend Christians. The Scot was censured by Sky Sports…
All Scottish People Shite at Football, Results Confirm
All Scottish people are shite at football, a study of recent national team results has confirmed. The Scots opened their Euro qualification campaign with an embarrassing 3 – 0 loss…