“I’ve Joined Villa to Win Trophies,” Jokes Danny Ings
Danny Ings has joked about his reasons for choosing to join Aston Villa following a successful spell with Southampton.
Liverpool Forget they Own Minamino, Inquire about Availability
Liverpool have contacted Southampton to inquire about the availability of Takumi Minamino, appearing to forget that they own the Japanese international. Minamino arrived at St Mary’s during the January transfer…
Hasenhüttl: “A Draw Would Have Been a Fair Result”
Ralph Hasenhüttl has insisted that his side did not deserve to lose against Manchester UTD at Old Trafford last night. It is the second time in two seasons that Southampton…
Arteta Asks To ‘Mix The Teams’ Ahead of Southampton Tie
Underfire boss Mikel Arteta has contacted Southampton to ask if the teams might be ‘mixed’ ahead of this evening’s Premier League tie. The unusual request would see each side field…
Southampton Call for Early End to Premier League due to Coronavirus
Southampton have called for an immediate end to the Premier League season due to the worrying ‘second wave’ of Covid-19 in the UK. Such a decision would see The Saints…
Roy Keane’s Premier League Refresher
Liverpool A good team — not a great team. Expect the league to be clinched early doors Man City With Guardiola finally exposed as a foreign spoofer, expect City to…
Klopp: “We’ll Spank the Holes off Southampton”
Jürgen Klopp has issued a clarion call to his players, challenging them to ‘spank the holes’ off Southampton when the sides clash tonight. Liverpool will return to the top of…
Swansea Docked 1 Point and Relegated Over Hotel Scandal
Swansea City have been relegated to The Championship after conspiring to disrupt the preparations of rivals Southampton earlier this week. The FA docked Swansea 1 point for their part in…
The 8 Greatest Alan Pardew Excuses
“The wind here is not something we prepared for. It was in our faces both halves. We were unsettled by it, if I’m honest.” “We’ve maybe spoiled the fans a…
Shane Long Calls for Wider Goals
Shane Long has called for FIFA to introduce wider goals to make matches higher-scoring. The Irish international has not scored in 43 appearances for club and country, something he traces…