Pogba Demoted to Mascot Duties for Valencia Game
José Mourinho has confirmed that Paul Pogba will start tonight’s Champions League dead rubber against Valencia as mascot ‘Fred the Red’. Mourinho had earlier indicated that the Frenchman would be…
Neville Offers Punditry in Exchange for Food
Gary Neville is reportedly sleeping rough near Sky headquarters in London, offering punditry to passers by in exchange for food. The former Valencia coach’s fall from grace has alarmed former colleagues and fans…
Ask Phil Neville
Will you stay on at Valencia, now that Gary’s been sacked? Frank, Dublin Working with Gary’s been great, but I’m my own man. I love our kid, but it’s Phil Time…
Ask Gary Neville
You enjoying management Gary? Frank, Dublin All is lost. The world is a black, soulless pit of despair, and life is a thankless trudge towards the grave. How does management compare with…
Sky Rehire Neville on 3% of Original Salary
Sky have announced that Gary Neville will rejoin the station’s punditry team upon completion of his contract with Spanish side Valencia. “We’re delighted to welcome Gary back into the Sky family for a…
Neville sacks Neville
Gary Neville has sacked assistant manager Phil Neville, in the first of what might be sweeping changes at new club Valencia. The former Sky Sports pundit swung the axe in the…